Rev. Terry Jones at the "Dove World Outreach Center" in Gainesville, Fla. has received more than 100 death threats and has started wearing a .40-caliber pistol strapped to his hip, but said he was still planning to go ahead with his plan to burn copies of the Quran on Sept. 11. What else should Rev. Jones plan on doing?
A) Get a clue.
B) Invite Newt Gingrich to lunch. And then eat him.
C) Apologise to every soldiers' widow and orphans.
D) Watch more Fox News.
E) Explain why he canceled his "French Kiss a Nun Day".
F) Rethink his "Spit on a Jew" luncheon
G) Go back to condeming McDonalds for staying open on Sundays, for publicity.
H) Graduate from high school.
I) Become a Fox News special corraspondant on religious sensitivity.
J) Really celbrate the Prince of Peace by replacing his pistol with an uzi.
K) How about "Mock a Menatally Challenged Kid Day?
L) Write a love note to Sara Palin.
M) Pick up his degree from Glen Beck University.
N) Go back to self mutilation for attention.
0) Change the name of his church to the "Dove Fuck Reaching out to the World Center"
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