If you had to reduce the new GOP "Pledge" to a single simple sentence, it would most likely be..."
A) "Reality is a thing of the past.".
B) We won't do it again.
C) For internal consumption only.
D) This time we really mean it.
E) Prest-oh -Change-oh, and the deficit is gone!
F) Gentlemen! We have to protect out phoney-baloney jobs.
G) Dogs and pony shows are always popular!
H) Pay No attention to the man behind the curtain! The Great Oz has spoken!
I) What we have here is a failure to communicate.
J) What if when you woke up, you didn't know the difference between the dream world, and the real world?
K) Repeat after me: I,.your name...(Schmucks).... do pledge allegiance..to Hedley Lamarr.
M) Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life
N) Look, we are all reasonable men here. We don't have to give assurances as if we were lawyers
O) Take your army to the Haunted Forest and bring me that girl and her dog
P) "Hey, wake up and go to sleep" - Moe Howard
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