Arizona governor Jan Brewer says, "Our law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert either buried or just lying out there that have been beheaded," What else has Arizona law enforcement found in the desert?
A) Jan Brewer's brain, all shrivled up by the heat.
B) "Joe" Arpaio's soul, which wandered off into the desert in a vain search of a press release.
C) Jan Brewer's sense of decency, left out there to die like a Las Vegas card shark.
D) An untold number of inmates in CCA prisions, sacrificed for a campaign contribution from CAA..
E) Jan Brewer's Nevada birth certificate.
F) The teacher who failed Jan Brewer in High School Spanish
G) Jan Brewer's membership in the Phoenix chapter of Biigoted Insenative Tyrantical soul Consuming Helleons.
H) Jan Brewer's heart, tiny as it was to begin with.
I) The Constitution of the United States.
J) The 800 life partners Jan threw off Arizona's health insurance program
K) Barry Goldwater's spinning corpse.
L) Jan Brewers KKK hood. (it has her name stiched in the head band)
M) The bodies of all the people she has trambled over to get where she is.
N) Price tag of Jan Brewer's soul. You know its hers because it was marked down so many times.
O) John McCain's soul.
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