Ex-Governor Sarah Palin and Fox News personality Glenn Beck will commemorate 9/11 with "patriots". What's next for this "mega-pair"?
A) Issue an joint album, "Songs of the Black Helicopter Conspiracy"
B) Appear as a couple on "Dancing With The Demi-Gods".
C) Check kiting.
D) Open a training camp to prepare operatives in response to al Qada - al Wack-o.
E) Re-nationalized all real Americans and de-naturlizeding all suspect Americans (i.e. Democrats),
F) Start the "Beck and Call" investment club. They promise to double your investment every 90 days, just don't call them.
G) A chain of Sarah Palin make-over salons. They will dye your hair and wash your brain
H) The Sarah Palin Corrispondents School - learn to speak gooderized English.
I) Glen Beck Cosmology; The naval of the universe is in Gleen's butt. This is inductive reasoning. Lesson Two - de-duck live reasoning. Glen thinks his naval is an orange.
J) The Mega-Culinary school, in which all eggs are cracked, and are seperated according to their polticial correctness.
K) Selling Aluminum siding, door to door.
L) Spot-a-traitor-glasses. A pair of these powerful glasses can be yours for just $49.95. And $30 for shipping an handling.
M) The The "Sarah Palin Wants to Be President" game, in which the winner passes' go' and collects a million dollars and yet never actually runs for President
N) Glenn and Sarah vow to in bed until a war is declared somewhere. Or until they raise a million dollars.
O) The Gleen Beck-Sarah Palin amusment park. All the rides go in circles, make you want to vomit, and you always end up in the House of Horror.
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