Wednesday, September 1, 2010

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2010

Faced with negative publicty, Charles and David Koch, owners of Koch Industries, the second largest privatly held company in America ($98 billion yr) and founders of "Americans for Prosperity" a right wing political slush fund that fuels the Tea Party, need a new company logo. What would you suggest?


A) Everything goes better with Koch.

B) A nickle is a terrible thing to waste.

C) Between money and madness lies Koch.

D) Have it our way.Or else.

E) Home of the Whopper.

F) Melts in our pocket, not in your hands

G) Koch. The Only White Meat

H) Sometimes you feel like a nut, if you know whats good for you.

I) We drink all we can. The rest of you can suck air for it..

J) With a name like Koch, ..we tell you what is good.

K) You got bullshit poltics in my sicence! You got bullshit science in my poltiics. And we can live with that.

L) Nothing outlasts the Koch brothers. They keep lying and lying and lying.

M) We take a licking and keep on kicking.

N) Every poltiical screwjob begins with Koch.

O) When it absolutely, positively has to be a screwjob on the midle class.

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