Arizona Governor Jan Brewer says, "I don't believe that things come out in proper context in an adversarial atmosphere," So what will she be doing for the next two months with all the time she saves not debating her opponent?
A) Searching for headless corpse in the desert.
B) Beheading copses in the desert.
C) Tending to her collection of desert heads
D) Burning witches.
E) Just feeling evill.
F) Re-counting her wrinkle collection
G) Showing pearls to pigs.
H) Negotiating the sale of her soul to the highest bidder
I) Googling her new address in Hell.
J) Throwing kitties in trash cans.
K) Working on her new campaign ad; "Finish the dang private prison"
L) Appearing in the new Arizona Tourist Ads; "Come see our headless desert!".
M) Appearing on Dancing with the Stars. (Even if they aren't stars, and they can't dance!)
N) Pressing her KKK robes.
O) Tending to her face book page.
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