Christine O'Donnell says that evolution is a myth and asks "why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?" The second best arguement against evolution is,,,
A) Christine O'Donnell
B) That people who don't believe in evolution are proof that evolution is a myth.
C) Why would they want to? If they want to smoke cigarettes, drink beer or drive little cars all they have to do is wear a tu-tu and twirl in a circle.
D) The theory of Evolution is a public relations campaign by the University Industrial complex.
E) Ashton Kutcher
F) Liz Cheney
G) Dick Cheney
H) Have you talked to a Democratic Congressman or Senator lately? What evolution?
I) Most Tea Party members have opposable thumbs, and yet...
J) There are lots of kinds of monkeys. Some ARE evolving, The others are Republicans.
K) If Evolution is real then people have been going behind bushes to pee for a million years. There should be a heck of mess over there. Where is it?
L) Fred Flintstone - People in dinosaur ages had the same sense of humor as people today
M) George Bush, Senior - George Bush Junior; what evolution?
N) The entire Tea Party movement. What evolution?
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