WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2010

A Fox News Poll shows 60% of Deleware voters say Christine O'Donnell is not qualified to be a Senator. What do we know about the remaining 40%?


A) 100% of them are idiots.

B) 65% of them also think Obama is a gay Muslim socialist commie from a black neighborhood in Kenya.

C) 80% of them believe Walt Disney is part of the liberal Hollywood media

D) 15% of them believe in pixies. And not in a good way.

E) 75% of them would have opposed the original Tea Party.

F) One out of every three O'Donnell supporters think psychology is devil science.

G) The other two think the first one's views should receive equal time in public schools

H) 37% think the Bill of Rights is "liberal".

I) 90% have been so screwed by the past 50 years of Republican scapegoating, they have no idea what side is up anymore.

J) 10% of them are just plain looney.

K) 1% of them are Muslims, proving that self hatred is non-deonminational and non-partisan.

L) 4% also believe that Rumplestilkson could spin straw into gold.

M) 12% believe their parents should have gotten divorced.

N) 24% believe their divorced parents will eventually get back together.

P) 14% actually believe that Christine O'Donnell is actually smart.