What will be the most succesful strategy for Democratic candidates this November?
A) Democarts? What Democrats? An't nobody here but us chickens.
B) Tax cut and Spend Republicans! Unlike us Democrats.
C) The Goldilocks approach to job creation. Not too much, and not too soon.
D) Fueling recovery the tried and true George Bush way - tax cuts for the rich
F) Dino-spar-us; Democrats In Name Only hoping for recovery with low ball spending programs.
G) The "Ass" approach to economics. Covering your ass from attacks from the right, by ignoring the left. They don't bite.
H) Infistructure, binfistructer. We build bridges to our own job security
I) Safest course in a storm is to stay in port. Isn't that why you elected us?
J) Believe in American and Americans. Invest in the American worker. Invest in the American future. Starting with American polticians. Ending there too.
K) The John McCain school of poltics. We will stand for anything you tell us to stand for.
L) Courage. The willingness to discuss what must be done, the strength to choose one course, and the determination to follow it through, no matter where the bankers tell us it should go.
M) Follow the Republcian meathod. Lie like a rug. Scare everybody about everything. And when they show you the video tape, deny its you.
N) I was in a coma.
0) The "Cops" appraoch. Somebody loaned me the car. It ain't my dope. It ain't my gun. Somebody said I could take the beer.
P) I'll do better next time.
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