What Headline Should the Press be Using to Describe this Morning Ater the Primaries
A) Mainstream Press Lays Yet another Infected Egg.
B) Tea Party leaves moderate Republicans with fever, vomiting and diarrea.
C) Strange bird named John McCain Wins Arizona Primary. Denies eggs falling out of his butt are his.
D) CNN political reporters cracked, not hard boiled; Why are they such yokes?
E) Big Winner of the Night - Candidate Saul Manella demands fewer regulations at FDA.
F) Republican Talking Points egg on Dick Gregory's clucking on Meet the Nest.
G) Rube Paul shell shocked with egg all over his face after daddy Ron pecks holes in his egg-gadurated mosque nest mess.
H) Is Mother Hen Sara Palin's politicial impact ovum blown?
I) Chicken Little Glenn Beak, clucks over falling sky, crows at fryers dinner, "I have a Kentucky Fried Dream".
J) Sharon Angle beaks early. Says chicken or egg not the issue. Chicks are hens from the moment of infection, not big government inspection
K) Fox News still in the Hen House. "We are here to protect mother flockers from anchor pullets, suicide roosters and Islama-Hawks."
L) Top Rooster Rush Limbaugh proves over stuffed Oxy-moron bird brain, missies his own wake up call.
M) Micheal Steele in the soup. Uses his noodle and blames vegitarians for outbreak. "If they were eating chickens, there would be fewer infected eggs."
N) RNC shells for banks, has head up its own ovum.
O) Tea Party is an egg plant, a shell party to give the media something to cluck about.
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