Nevada Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle says that the actions of the Federal government are a “violation of the First Commandment” . Which do you consider your favorite (first) commandment in the Sharon Angle list?
A) I am the lord thy Sharon Angle who brought you out of the land of sanity. Thou shalt have no loonies before me.
B) Thou shalt not make for yourself an Obama who speaks sanity. For I am a jealous paranoid, punishing the unemployed to the third or fourth extension of their umemployement benefits, because their very existence is inconvienent to my insanity.
C) But showing stedfast love of Sharon Agnle will make her happy unto the sixth generation of her manic phase.
D) Thou shalt not take the name of Sharon Angle in vain, or ask her troublesome questions or bring up troublesome statements she made in her depressive stage.
C) Observe the day of Sharon Angle’s birth and ask not questions that might give away her age.
D) For six days you will labor without the onerous burden of minimum wage. But on the seventh day you shall have no job and no unemployement you lazy shiftless Democratic piece of trash.
E) Honor Sharon Angle’s father and mother. And know that they pampered her, because they knew she was chosen by God to be a Senator becasuse. Lo, her feces held no stink.
F) Thou shalt not kill, unless we are talking about an abortion doctor, or a convicted murder, because God would never allow a prosecutor and jury and judge to make a mistake, because a valid appeal would distupt the life of Sharon Angle.
G) Nobody shall ever committ adultry. Ever. Because I am Sharon Angle and I will not tolerate anyone questioning Sharon Angles’ values, particularly Sharon Angle.
H) You shall not steal from Sharon Angle.
I) You shall not bear false wittness against Sharon Angle. Or embarrising witness.
J) You shall all covet Sharon Angle’s beauty and smarts. But nobody else’s.
K) You shall not question Sharon Angle's sanity. For, Lo, she shall become the new standard for sanity and beauty. And height.
L) Woe be to those who anger Sharon Angle, for she shall smite you and your tea bags shall wither.
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