Recently, Glenn Beck described the Obama Administration as follows: “What planet have I landed on? Did I slip through a worm hole in the middle of the night and this looks like America? It's like the damn “Planet of the Apes”. Nothing makes sense! “What movie do you think best describes Glen Beck’s universe?
A) Attack of the Crab Monsters …1957 "Once they were men. Now they are land crabs."
B) Glen or Glenda (1953) "I can't make sense to myself sometimes."
C) Howard The Duck (1986) "It's not nice to fool with the dark overlords!"
D) Troll 2 (1990) "Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...?"
E) Battlefield Earth (2000) "Stupid humans"
F) House of the Dead (2003) "“These are zombies, pure and simple."
G) The Man With Two Brains (1987) "I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people."
H) The Brain that Wouldn’t Die (1963) “Oh, come on now, Doris. Do I look like a maniac who goes around killing girls?”
I) THE LIFE OF BRIAN (1979) “How shall we fuck off, O Lord?”
J) DESPICABLE ME (2010) “Aargh! Curse you, tiny toilet!”
K) DUCK SOUP (1933) “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot."
L) A FACE IN THE CROWD (1957) “I'm not just an entertainer. I'm an influence, a wielder of opinion, a force... a force!”
M) ALIEN (1979) “Whenever he says anything you say "right," Brett, you know that?” "Right."
N) The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965) “When I ask "Who's there", why do you answer "Me"? “It WAS me, Peter.”
O) Night of the Creeps (1986) “You sonuva bitch. I already killed you.”
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