Rep. Timothy Horrigan (N.H. D) wrote on his Facebook page the "a dead Palin is more dangerous than a live one," In what way could this be true?
A) Cutting off zombie Palin's head would have no effect. She never uses her brain.
B) Her incoherent ramblings could be edited into an actual coherent poltiical message.
C) Her left hand could be removed, and could deliver messages and positions quickly, without the delay of having to be read by that idiot brain of her's.
D) Zombie Palin would be so much smarter than real Palin.
E) It's too late. She is already Zombie Palin. Has been for years.
F) Zombie Palin has a sense of hurmor, Living Palin does not.
G) Todd is the real brains here. Imagine what he could do if he were free to marry Ann Coulter?
H) Zombie Palin would make just as much sense as Living Palin, And for much longer.
I) She would not be. Zombies wander about in search of brains. Palin has never showed the slightest interest in brains.
J) Zombie Palin could be President by simplly eating the brains of her Republican competitors. Oh, wait. She already did that.
K) Zombie Palin would win the undead, securing Florida's electorial votes for Republicans.
L) Living Palin says something stupid like "I can see Russia from my house." All Zombies can say is "grrrr, grrrrr,." and "brains." Right there, she sounds smarter.
M) Zombie Palin is not nearly as scary as Living Palin. Zombie Palin would eat your brain. Living Palin would destroy your soul, living the brain so you would feel each agonizing insult to your intelligence.
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