White House press secretary Robert Gibbs has said that "crazy" liberals "wouldn’t be satisfied if Dennis Kucinich was president.” What would be the first thing you would expect from a Kucinich administration?
A) Wild insane giggling for several days.
B) Ending the "You have to be this tall for this ride" restrictions on Air Force One.
C) Restoring food stamps for the poor, and the grocery store chains, and the Ag Corperations.
D) Investigating John Boehner's connections to the tanning industry.
E) Having songwriter Randy Neuman deported under the Patriot Act.
F) Rezoning Cleveland as a National Park, and the residents as Endangered Species.
G) Cutting the "no brain party of no" down to size. His size. And then beating the tar out of them.
H) Issuing an order of protection for Elizabeth Kucinich against Silvio Berlusconi and Nicolas Sarkozy.
I) Establishing a "Public Option" for members of Congress, which would require them to listen to the public as often as to the corporations.
J) Establisning "Don't Tax, Don't Spell", allowing gay members of the military to pay a tax to avoid spelling tests, because that makes as much sense as "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
K) Short men would suddenly be seen as very sexy.
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