FOX NEWS' NEW TAG LINE TO REPLACE "FAIR AND BALANCE" SHOLD BE...?
A) Greedy and Power Mad.
B) As Fair as Old Joe Stalin. As Balanced as Timothy McVeigh.
C) We Lie to Everybody.
D) Capitalism, si. Democracy, non
E) Follow the Money.
F) Proving Liberal Conspiracy Freaks Right for ten years!
G) There is no "too far" in politics.
H) Politics is capitalism by other means.
I) News from the people you want to believe.
J) New and Opinion, equals New-Pinion.
K) We folliow the business model of George Orwell.
M) Eat this shit, Howard Kurtz, and smile,
N) Hey, you bought Kieth Oberman was the same as Bil O'Reilly. Why won't you swallow this?
O) Miight makes right. Far right.
P) Aren't you dieing to hear Neal Cavuto explain this one?
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