WHAT IS THE BEST EVIDENCE THAT OBAMA IS A SECRET MUSLIM?
A) Sara Palin thinks that he is. Well, she doesn't actually "think". But she suspects she thinks that he is.
B) He has not cheated on his wife like all those "Christian" politicians.
C) Because the Right is willing to believe that George Bush knocked himself out while watching football on TV alone, but not that Obama is a Christian.
D) Because Glenn Beck charted it all out on his blackboard. Or it was a diagram of a toliet on a submarine. But he said iit was the Muslim thing
E) Because Obama lacks the wide stance of any native born Christain politician.
F) His dog looks alien. I mean, Kneau Reeves alien.
G) Prostitutes. Where are the David Vitter prostitutes?
H) His entire concpet of polticis is alien to the right wing. No hate, no fear marketing, no war mongering. This guy is just weird
I) Because the Australian guy who lives in England and owns all that America media, is making a profit by saying Obama is an alien Muslim.
J) "No body ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American Public" P.T. Barnum
K) Either everybody on the right is wrong, or....No, Obama must be an alien Musim.
L) Because no real American would ever be a Muslim. Like Mohammad Ali, - I mean Cassius Clay.
M) Because Rush Limbaugh never lies. Unless he wants needs more Oxycontin ,or wants to cheat on another wife.
N) Because Sara Palin can't fit the Bill of Rights on a Twit.
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