Sunday, August 1, 2010

SUNDAY, AUGUST 1, 2010

Glen Beck said yesterday, ""I expose the Tides Foundation and show you what it is, and I am now responsible for terrorists attacks?" This statement is proof that Glen is...?


A) Out of his fucking mind.

B) As looney as Byron Williams, who, armed with a high-powered rifle, a shotgun, a handgun and body armor, opened fire on police, on his way to attack the Tide Foundation,

C) The perfect Fox star; a disposable lighter.

D) Actuallly a performance artist playing a paranoid psychoitic just for laughs.

E) A long time bed wetter.

F) An eventual suicide.

G) Losing his grip on reality since "Days of Our Lives" was cancelled.

H) A lonely, lonely man.

I) The biggest loon on the right since Richard Nixon.

J) Dependant for his medication from Roger Ailes.

K) Claiming credit for Byron Williams actions, in case anybody missed the story.

L) a drooler.

M) A classic Fruedian case of penis envy.

N) One really rich really crazy man

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