Rod Blagojevich's lawyer says he is a 'Silly' victim. The Feds say he is a scheming crook. What is your assesment of Rod's intellegence level?
A) Stone cold stupid. I'm amazed he can tie his shoes.
B) Mr. Gumby with a puiffy hair.
C) How smart does a politician have to be to get caught? He's an idiot.
D) Vulgar, crude, and clumsy. But that don't make him stupid. It makes him "most likely to succeed" in high school.
E) He was at least as smart as Victoria Jackson.
F) As smart as Senator Mitch McConnel, wearing a joy buzzer and a rubber nose.
G) Smart as a heart attack. Crafty as a kidney stone. As functional as an erectile malfunction.
H) He's smarter than John McCain. Rod has always known he was scum. John can't decide.
I) He is a genius. He could have been just another governor of a tiny midwestern state. Instead he is famous.
J) How smart do you want your crooks to be? Smarter than him? I thank God he's an idiot.
K) I figure he intended in getting caught, so he would be removed as governor, which free's him up run for President. Genius.
L) He's the Wiley Coyote of Illinois. Super Genius.
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