Rep. Michele Bachmann promises if Republicans take the House in November, to hold one "hearing after another". What do you think will be the first investigation?
A) Is there a secret plot to steal Michele's psychiatric records?
B) Who funded the Democratic plot to improve health Care for all Americans?l
C) Why did Revelon stop producing their "Lunatic Red" lip gloss?
D) Are there any limits to the supidity and guilibility of Minnesota voters?
E) Should opposition to the Tea Party be the new defiintion of traitor?
F) How nice a guy was Joe McCarthy? And who spread rumors that he was an alcoholic?
G) Why are the commies trying to entice Michele eat chocolate cake when they know it makes her break out?
H) Why has no one ever nominated Michele for a Nobel Peace Prize?
I) Does Rush Limbaugh think Michele Bachmann is sexy?
J) Is some secret evil organzation planting spiders in Michele's house at night?
K) Why did the doctors change Michele's medication?
L) Why has Michele been going through menopause for the last eight years?
M) Are the Little People siding with the blacks to oppose Michele's dream for an America that thinks just like her?
N) Why is there an Intelligence test, but no way to quanitify stupidiy?
O) Why has no voter from Michele's district ever graduated from High School?
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