Andrew Breitbart told Politico, "I'm public enemy Number one or two...This is not about me...I am being held to a higher stanadard", What standard is he speaking off?
A) The Neo-Nazi standard. He is not a Hitler. He's more of a mini-Goebbles.
B) The pampered self centered American jackass standard. Some children just should be spanked.
C) The Momma's Boy standard. His poop does not stink.
D) The whinny baby standard. How dare you pick on me.
E) The Jerk Standard. He's just a jerk.
F) The bully standard. Hey, I broke a finger nail when I gounged out your eye. You should say you are sorry.
G) The "Pussy" Standard. I just wanted you to notice me. I didn't want you to pick on me.
H) The idiot standard. You mean if I get you fired, that hurts?
I) The Freudian Standard. He is still angry his mommy did not marry him,
J) The Republican Standard. Hey, being a Republican, nothing I do is bad.
K) The Knee-Jerk Standard. From his knees to his head, he is a jerk. But his feet are okay.
L) The Fox News Standard. Ooops, We said we were sorry in the last news cycle.
M) The Barak Obama Standard. We fight for nothing. So, go ahead and pick on us.
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