House Minority Leader John Boehner has called for a moratorium on new Federal Regulation, except for "emergencies". What is most likely to qualify as an an ermergency for the G.O.P?
A) If Bankers started chocking on "low salt" caviar.
B) If Oil Company C.E.O.'s started catching the flu from small poor children.
C) If it were proved that tanning beds could give you skin cancer. Oh, wait....
D) If Coal companies discovered they could make another penny per ton by taking away workers hard hats.
E) If it were possible to develope a tax in support of politically impared politicians..
F) If Aliens should land in a small southern town and start handing out gold and diamonds, which they consider insustrial waste. This would require a new regulation labeling gold as a toxic heavy metal, to be kept only by "responsible" citiznes - Republicans.
G) If it became popular to hunt Republicans, then guns would be illegal.
H) If Mel Gibson started making movies again, he would have to be arrested.
I) If the CEO's of Health Insurance Companies developed an alergy to the ink in the currency they roll around in every night.
J) If golf balls became rare, then it would have to be illegal to play putt-putt, because of all the balls lost in the windmills.
K) Simple - a new federal regulation would make emergencies illegal.
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