The best Chairman for the GOP A.S. ( After Micheal Steele), should be?
A) Mel Gibson. He's available. He's idealogically pure enough for the Tea Party. He would look great introducing Sara Palin. And he's available..
B) LeBron James. He could put Florida in the win collumn. Ohio is just one more rust belt state the Democrats can have.
C) Lindsey Lohan. She's attractive. She could date that Cheney kid. She feels entitled, making her the perfect Republican. She's now served jail time, making her comfortable with all the Republican Pols.
D) Sara Palin. She will not try and change the post, since she would surely quit within six months.
E) Governor Hale Barbour. The RNC needs somebody really good at saying he's sorry to big corporations .
F) Ronald Reagan. As a dead guy he is certain to not say something stupid. As a dead guy he is certain to be an idealogical fit with the Tea Party.
G) Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.). If M.S. is not his leader, then he should say either who is or step up and take the job.
H) John A. Boehner. He could bring the JFK tan look back. He could use the time off for more golf.
I) Rush Limbaugh. Time to take the "in name only" off his job title. And, frankly, he could use the exercise.
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