On Tuesday Rep. Michele Bachmann lost her chief of staff and Campaign Finance direcrtor. Having raised $4 mill in the last quarter - why did they leave?
A) Crazy might be catching.
B) They wanted to have time to pack before the space ship arrived to take Michele home.
C) Michele was beginning to suspect they were communist spys.
D) The salary bump for working for a looney just wasn't high enough.
E) They had already won the bet. Yes, it is possible to elect a headless chicken to the House of Representatives.
F) They wanted to get out before the guys in the white coats showed up.
G) Someday they hope to be admired by their peers. And someday they hope to have peers who do not train chimpanzees.
H) Her voice just finally got to them.
I) The shame finally drove them back to a more honest profession; politics.
J) Michele had begun dressing like them.
K) They were out of ideas on how to hide her antennae.
L) It just wasn't funny anymore.
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