USA Today; WASHINGTON — A $500 million marketing campaign will be necessary to combat public perceptions about the Gulf of Mexico oil spill..." What would be the best tag line for this new ad campaign?
A) America's Gulf: Where oil and water do mix.
B) We've done the Dead Sea one better.
C) Who thought a lousy education system and corrupt politicians could cause this much trouble?
D) Governor Haley Barbour, of Alabama, for President!
E) Thre hasn't this much fun in the South since Sherman's March to the sea!
F) No Swimming. No birds. No fish. No shirmp. No smoking. All brought to you by the party of No.
G) Come to Lousiana this year. Get away from the crowds.
H) Mississippi; the first last place on earth.
I) Come see the gulf. You won't believe your eyes. Or you nose. Or that rash.
J) Bobby Jindal's back yard.
K) British Petroleum's testing ground.
L) The Redneck Rivera.
M) Advertising can fix anything!
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