The Dumberists Headline for the day is/was...?
A) Is Haiti Ready for Hurricane Season? (Time Magazine.)
B) How Facebook Can ruin Your Life. (Newsweek)
C) Russian Spy Says Nyet to Porn Career. (TMZ)
D) Things You Should Never Buy Used. (U.S. News and World Reports.)
E) Ground Zero mosque: Why there? (CNN)
F) Cop Quits After Leaving Beat for Midget Porn Star. (Fox News)
G) Stimulating Unemployment- If You Can't Create Jobs, Pay People Not to Work. (Wall Street Journal)
H) Report: Journalists Plotted to Protect Obama. (Fox News)
I) Pols Told to be Wary of Female Lobbyists (New York Post)
J) Fiorina shifts on jobless bill, says she would 'probably' break with GOP. (L.A. TImes)
K) Mayor puts foot down on boot fundraiser. (Anchorage Daily News)
L) Beck says he's facing blindness (Chicago Sun Times)
M) BP official: Problems with drilling rig went unfixed before explosion. (Chicago Tribune)
N) Morgue sex prompts families' suit . (Cincinntt Enquiror)
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