What other conspiracies does (Ex-FEMA "Katrina" Chief) Micheal Brown know to be true?
A) That Brownie's foot not only fits in his mouth, but his head also fits perfectly up his own rectum.
B) That Dorthy plotted from the beginning to eliminate the Witch.
C) That Pauly Shore is secretly funny.
D) That managing horse shows is the most difficult job in the world, Way tougher than running a federal agency.
E) That the people of New Orleans were out to get Brownie.
F) That I.Q. tests are just another form of discrimination,
G) That hireing Jimmy Fallon to host the Emmy awards was a really good idea.
H) That the flood in Nashville is God's punishment for Chely Wright coming out of the closet.
I) That Donald Trump's hairpiece has it in for "Brownie".
J) That Jack Bauer is real, and he is plotting to kill "Brownie".
K) That being "stupid"is the new "blond", and being an "ass" is the new "having big tits", and that being the"Old Brownier" is the "New Brownie".
L) That Brownie will say anthing to save his crummy radio show.
M) That Mitch McConnell is actually a cyborg from the 18th century
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