The ultimate lesson from the BP gusher in the Gulf of Mexico is...
A) You break it, you buy it.
B) It takes real experts to fuck up an entire ocean.
C) The original sin was not sex. It was hubris.
D) So this is what it took to shut up Dick Cheney.
E) This are the scariest words in the English language; I'm from British Petroleum, and I'm here to help.
F) These people are no smarter than the geniuses selling nuclear power.
G) Engineer: a college graduate capible of designing a perfectly safe method for shooting yourself in the head.
H) BP drilled into the Interior Department and hit natural gas.
I) Safe: not likely to blow up in your face until tomorrow.
J) Thank God, British Petroleum was not drilling for brains. They would have gone broke.
K) Unfettered Capitalism strikes again!
L) It could be worse. It could be raining.
M) What a lucky break! Now, quick, while the party of "no" is asking "Why not?:, repeal "Don't ask, don't tell".
N) The Lord works in mysterious ways. And then sometimes he is just really blunt.
O) What? You thought that the Bush Keeger just produced an economic hangover? Turns out we also pooped ourselves.
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