NOW THAT THE 4 STORY STEEL CAP HAS "NOT SUCCEEDED YET", BRITISH PETROLIUM'S NEXT STEP IN PLUGGING THE LEAK WILL BE...
A) Stuff Bob Bennet (R-Utah) into the pipe.
B) Stuff it with tea bags.
C) Have Sara Palin suck up all the oil.
D) Change their slogan to "Suck Baby, Suck!"
E) Hire more lobbiests.
F) Hire more politcians.
G) Who care? The cap was a PR ploy. These geniuses knew what they had from day one.
H) Blame it all on Haliburton.
I) Launch a new advertising campaign stressing the damage birds do to the envirnment! - "They call them water foul for a reason!"
J) Change their name, mark all mail "moved - no forwarding address" and begiin using Dutch accents
K) Continue to count on the stupidity and cupidity of the news media.
L) What leak?
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