Friday, May 21, 2010

FRIDAY, MAY 21, 2010

An Arrest Warrent had now been issued for Lindsy Lohan. Who would you most like to see joining her?


A) Rand Paul; Being a twerp and a tool in the first degree,

B) Glen Beck, Being a paranoid idiot, repeat offender.

C) Sara Palin; Sellling Stupidity to idiots without a license.

D) Governor Jan Brewer, (R-Az); Fear Mongering in the First Degree

E) Rep. Mark Souder (R-Ind); Hypocracy with a minor (in sin).

F) Jesse James; Thinking with his penis, and his penis is really stupid.

G) Floyd Landis; for pedaling B.S. in public, and calling it apple sauce

H) Senator Jim DeMint; for pedaling B.S. in public and calling it a revolution.

I) Senator Sen. Arlen Specter, just for being himself.

J) Karl Rove; just for being himself

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