OF ALL THE EXPLINATIONS FOR THE STOCK MARKET'S FIFTEEN MINUTE 500 POINT PLUNGE, THE ONE I THINK MOST ACCURATE IS...
A) Greeks bearing too many gifts.
B) Greeks bearing rocks and tear gas.
C) Goldman Sacs was just letting everyone know that if they go, we all go.
D) Oops. I think pulled that plug out.
E) It was a Chinese test run.
F) NYSE got thier wires crossed with a high school kid in Nebraska playing Final Fantasy.
G) Somebody bought the NYSE on Craigslist, and was trying to collect.
H) Dick Cheney is not happy.
I) It was distraction. While the media were watching the drop, Goldman was erasing e-mails
J) It was an Obama plot to justify the re-regulation of Wall Street.
K) CNBC was ginning up their ratings, again.
L) The Masters of the Universe have no idea what the hell they are doing, and never have.
M) Further proof that no one should receive an economics degree without a minor in abnormal psychology.
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