The White House has publically announced that Elena Kagan is "not gay". What other denials should the White House now provide on her?
A) She is not from the planet Zorg. And she has never eaten Gloptneck on a Sunday.
B) She has never watched a full episode of "The Psychotic Episodes of Glenn Beck".
C) She has never had her teeth straightened.
D) She has never owned slaves.
E) She never cheated at bowling.
F) She never denied being a maverick.
G) She never farted in an elevator.
H) She has never said something really stupid just to get a donation from some rich lunatic.
I) She never thought Tinkerbell was gay.
J) She has never asked if you were gay. So why are you asking about her?
K) She has never asked if this White House has any balls. And why hasn't she?
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