Sunday, January 27, 2013

SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, 2013 LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD



POLITICO 1/26/13: Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan predicted Saturday...“tepid growth and deficits” under...Obama. What else did Ryan predict for America?

A) Snow

B) Fire and brimstone

C) Coal for Christmas

D) The Pope will recognize Saint Ayn Rand

E) That Paul Ryan won the World Series MVP in 1998

F) The GOP will be the official party of NASCAR

G) Obama will be deported

H) The GOP will remain math illiterate

I) Paul Ryan will win Tour de France eight times

J) The Party of dum will become the new normal

K) His twitter girl friend will die of cancer. Twice.

L) Blinded by the glow of his shirtless chest, the Dems will privatize Social Security

M) Anybody who disagrees with him will get warts

N) The Press will stop fact-checking him.

O) He will never get any smarter   

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