Arizona Senator John McCain wants to
re-fight the Iraq War all over again. What will be the next big
question he wants answered?
A) Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
B)
Why didn't “The Rural Juror” win an Oscar?
C) Who stole my reading glasses? Oh.
D) Can the U.S. military survive a
Soviet first strike?
E) Why is there no crying in baseball?
F) Bomb, bomb, bomb - bomb, bomb,
Iran. Now?
G) Why doesn't the Senate cafeteria
serve liver more often?
H) Why isn't Elvis Presley national
spokesman for “Just say no to drugs”?
I) Do they have to make the printing
so damn small?
J) Why is America harboring a
communist like John Lennon?
K) The greatest threat to the American
family - forced school busing
L) Blurg. Sprft, blurg. Drool
M) Does smoking cigarettes cause
cancer?
N) Grenada – communist bastion in
the Caribbean?
O) Why won't Lindsey Graham let me
hold my own press conferences?
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