Friday, February 1, 2013

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 12013 OLD MEN

Arizona Senator John McCain wants to re-fight the Iraq War all over again. What will be the next big question he wants answered?

A) Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
B) Why didn't “The Rural Juror” win an Oscar?

C) Who stole my reading glasses? Oh.

D) Can the U.S. military survive a Soviet first strike?

E) Why is there no crying in baseball?

F) Bomb, bomb, bomb - bomb, bomb, Iran. Now?

G) Why doesn't the Senate cafeteria serve liver more often?

H) Why isn't Elvis Presley national spokesman for “Just say no to drugs”?

I) Do they have to make the printing so damn small?

J) Why is America harboring a communist like John Lennon?

K) The greatest threat to the American family - forced school busing

L) Blurg. Sprft, blurg. Drool

M) Does smoking cigarettes cause cancer?

N) Grenada – communist bastion in the Caribbean?

O) Why won't Lindsey Graham let me hold my own press conferences?
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