SUNDAY, JANUARY 27, 2013 LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD

POLITICO 1/26/13: Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan predicted Saturday...“tepid growth and deficits” under...Obama. What else did Ryan predict for America?

A) Snow

B) Fire and brimstone

C) Coal for Christmas

D) The Pope will recognize Saint Ayn Rand

E) That Paul Ryan won the World Series MVP in 1998

F) The GOP will be the official party of NASCAR

G) Obama will be deported

H) The GOP will remain math illiterate

I) Paul Ryan will win Tour de France eight times

J) The Party of dum will become the new normal

K) His twitter girl friend will die of cancer. Twice.

L) Blinded by the glow of his shirtless chest, the Dems will privatize Social Security

M) Anybody who disagrees with him will get warts

N) The Press will stop fact-checking him.

O) He will never get any smarter   

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 2012 AND THEN I SAID...

Politico: 9/25/12 – Paul Ryan (and other GOP operatives) have begun referring to Mitt Romney as “The Stench”. What do you think will be their next nickname for their nominee?

A) Whats-his-name

B) Who?

C) What?

D) Why?

E) Richie Rich

F) The un-Santorum

G) The Not Newt

H) Schmuck faced doody-head

I) Buzz kill

J) Mr. 1%

K) Mr. 47%

L) Loser

M) The Shadow

N) The Hulk

O) Not my fault

SUNDAY, AUGUST 26, 2012. BIG STORM RISING!

Which will do the most damage to the Republican Party this week?

A) Hurricane Todd Akin

B) Those nude photos of Prince Harry

C) CNN booth collapses for lack of interest.

D) No opening speech by Florida Governor Rick Scott

E) Snooki is in labor! All media rush to cover birth of new Jersey queen

F) Bristol Palin on Dancing With The Stars

G) Mitt Romney's acceptance speech

H) Any one of the 20 strip clubs in Tampa

I) Donald Trump demands to know if newborn Obama was circumscribed – crowd chants “Show me the fore-skin!”

J) Wild crazy enthusiastic Romney floor demonstrations get out of hand – trash the hall

K) Entire Fox News team trapped is up Paul Ryan's ass. Tampa Fire Rescue is unable to free them

L) Arizona delegates sneak a cooler in and start selling beer at $4 a can - riot breaks out.

M) TV Ratings fall so low, the only American left watching is Rachel Maddow.

N) Entire Maine delegation falls asleep. Is mistaken for dead and given last rights.

O) Hurricane Isaac makes a right turn and parks over Tampa. Convention center, filled with Republican activists, floats into the gulf and sinks in non-existent BP oil spill.