Which new slogan would you pick for the
NRA?
A) Profiting from murder since 1871
B) Semi-automatically armed
Capitalism.
C) N.R.A – No Remedy for
Armageddon
D) Gun makers are people/corporations
too. Very rich, powerful, greedy people/corporations.
E) Jesus with a Bushmaster would not
have been crucified.
F) Guns don't kill people. Lunatic
video gamer movie fans with guns, do.
G) If every First grader had an
assault rifle, Sandyhook never would have happened.
H) White people need bigger ammo
clips. We are the new minority..
I) There is no problem that wasn't
made better by violence.
J) Shoot first. And often. .You can
always apologize to the survivors later.
K) Guns don't kill people. The N.R.A.
does.
L) Just because the right people
never get shot, doesn't mean the M16's aren't working
M) We haven't really given unlimited
gun violence a chance to work.
N) The Second Amendment is twice as
important as the First. That's why its number two.
O) Semi-automatic weapons; the
mechanical Viagra.
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