Politico, 1/17/13: Sixty-four percent of Republicans
believe that President Barack Obama is hiding something. What exactly do you think Republicans
think Obama is hiding?
A) He has an enormous schwanzstucker
B) At night, he sneaks out of the White House and steals
Cadillacs
C) At any minute he could call for a
slave revolt
D) On his bedside table - “Ten Days
to Fluent Kenyan”
E) His love of watermelon
F) Cut a deal to have Bin Laden lay
low until 2016
G) Has a profit sharing with Fox
News
H) Bought his birth certificate in
Time Square
I) Was delivered in Hawaii - by a
rubber boat from a Kenyan submarine
J) Has a special dispensation from
Allah to drink beer and secretly smoke
K) He is actually 4 foot 7 inches tall
L) The White House natural garden is
camouflage for a Mosque
M) Has no sense of rhythm, what so
ever.
N) Makes Republicans nervous, because
he stares at them when they talk
O) Curses like a sailor
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