Sunday, January 20, 2013

SUNDAY, JANUARY 20, 2013. NOTHING IN MY HAND



Politico, 1/17/13:  Sixty-four percent of Republicans believe that President Barack Obama is hiding something. What exactly do you think Republicans think Obama is hiding?

A) He has an enormous schwanzstucker

B) At night, he sneaks out of the White House and steals Cadillacs

C) At any minute he could call for a slave revolt

D) On his bedside table - “Ten Days to Fluent Kenyan”

E) His love of watermelon

F) Cut a deal to have Bin Laden lay low until 2016

G) Has a profit sharing with Fox News

H) Bought his birth certificate in Time Square

I) Was delivered in Hawaii - by a rubber boat from a Kenyan submarine

J) Has a special dispensation from Allah to drink beer and secretly smoke

K) He is actually 4 foot 7 inches tall

L) The White House natural garden is camouflage for a Mosque

M) Has no sense of rhythm, what so ever.

N) Makes Republicans nervous, because he stares at them when they talk

O) Curses like a sailor
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