Politco: “Rep.Jerry Nadler (D-N.Y.),
says Obama should order trillion-dollar coins be deposited in the
Fed.” What should we buy with the change?
A) A Jet Ski for everybody!
B) Hush money for Tea Party activists
C) Clone Elvis!
D) Pay off John Boehner's tanning
salon bill
E) Replace every i Pads dropped in the
toilet
F) National Non-partisan redistricting
G) Send Kristen Stewart on an extended
publicity tour someplace
H) Buy every book written by New
Gingrich or Bill O'Reilly and burn them
I) Therapy for Ann Coulter
J) Lobotomy for Ann Coulter
K) Buy John Bohener some friends
L) More Football Bowl Games!
M) Less Football Bowl Games!
N) Bullet trains
O) Buy Florida. Redecorate.
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