Friday, May 20, 2011

FRIDAY, MAY 20th, 2011 READ ANY GOOD BOOKS, LATELY?

Which Dr. Suess book would you suggest as bedside reading for Republicans forced to run on the Ryan “Kill Medicare” budget?


A) Daisy-Head(ed) Mayzie (is my Majority Whip)

B) If I Ran The Zoo (I'd toss Ryan to the wolves)

C) Oh, the Places You'll Go (once you're out of politics)

D) Mr. (Scott) Brown Can Moo! Can You?

E) I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today

F) In A People House (where the Tea Party is not allowed)

G) The Foot (in my mouth) Book

H) Hunches in Bunches (is how our party thinkers think)

I) Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are (not to be a Republican)?

J) Would You Rather Be A Bullfrog (than a Republican right now)?

K) I'm Not Going To Get Up Today.

L) I Wish I Had Duck Feet (cause I'd waddle right out of here)

M) Wacky Wednesday (when we voted for that damn budget)

N) Please Try To Remember The First Octember (cause' we're skipping November from now on)

O) How the Grinch Stole Christmas

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