Now that the “Birthers” have lost their raison d'être, which quote from the “Hitchhikers' Guide to the Universe” series would be their best new Zeitgeist?
A) “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
B) We have normality, I repeat we have normality...Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem."
C) If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now
D) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
E) There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!"
F) Reality is frequently inaccurate.
G) "The statistical likelihood...is that other civilizations will arise...Till then there will be a short delay. Please return to your seat.”
H) To summarize: it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule...are, ipso facto, those least suited... to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
I) “...you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.”
J) Once you know what it is you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is.
K) “...either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or...physics had a lot of catching up to do."
L) "Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know...Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen."
M) A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
N) At the center of an uncertain and possibly illusionary universe there would always be tea.
O) “Don't give any money to the unicorns, it only encourages them.”
P) Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
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