In Osama Bin Laden's last will, what will be his final bequest to the Republican Party?
A) Two dates; November 8, 2012, and January 20th, 2013. (Obama's election and inauguration day)
B) His favorite spotter scope.
C) His Sammy Davis Jr. and Moshe Dayan poster collection
D) Dick Cheney
E) His water wings.
F) “A donation has been made in your name to the Bipolar Research Foundation.”
G) A lifetime membership in the “Jr. Bomb Thrower Club”.
H) His personal collection of half-assed justifications for asinine and self defeating policy choices.
I) A simple note: “Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.”
J) A bill for “services rendered”.
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