Sunday, May 8, 2011

SUNDAY MAY 8, 2011. SETTING STANDARDS

At the GOP Debate, Herman Cain said, “I’m proud of the fact, quite frankly, that I haven’t held public office before.” Which previous occupation do you think the Tea Party would prefer their nominee to have previously worked at?


A)  A Phd candidate in Black Studies

B)  The kid who cuts my lawn on Saturday afternoon

C)  The kid who steals my car on Saturday night

D)  A Community Organizer

E)  The S.O.B. C.E.O. who runs my health insurance company

F)  A used car salesman

G)  The S.O.B. C.F.O. of a Wall Street Bank

H)  A corporate billionaire who sees being elected as a lateral move

I)  A Televangelist

J)  A home schooled graduate of a televangelist university trained medical doctor

K)  A home schooled graduate of a televangelist university trained economist.

L)  Any one who can repeat the phrase - “Business good, government bad.”

M)  Any one willing to believe The Flintstones is reality TV

N)  Any one who doesn't make the average Tea Party'er feel stupid.

O)  Anyone who is not Barak Obama

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