Saturday, May 14, 2011

SATURDAY MAY 14, 2011 REWIND

Newton Leroy Gingrich's 2012 campaign slogan is “Together We Will Win the Future”. What will be his 2012 campaign's subtext?


A) “Leaving the old America for a younger hotter America.”

B) “The Newt Patriot - I regret that I have only one wife to give for my country!”

C)  The New eye of Newt! No longer an Old Wife's Tale.

D)  Phantom of the Republican Opera

E) Newt-ering conservative Americans since 1994.

F)  Old white-fart giraffe hunter shooting his mouth off. .

G)  The repeat pro-marriage candidate.

H)  This time, the unadulterated Newt. I promise.

I)  Eighty-three of eighty-four ethics charges can't be wrong.

J)  A swelled prostate has finally made him trustworthy.

K)  The ego and Viagra kid.

L)  He repeats on you, again and again.

M)  A fundamentalist Baptist-Catholic.

N)  The Repeat Offender

O)  The Pro-Latino el Newto Gingricho Not-Agin-oh

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