FRIDAY AUGUST 24, 2012 AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

What will be the Republican's favorite in-room movie at their Tampa Convention?

A) Ice Age: Gynecological Drift

B) Todd Akin On Mars

C) Snow White and the Huntsman and the Transvaginal Ultrasound Exam

D) Hymen Games

E) Abraham Lincoln: Vagina Hunter

F) Mission Impossible: Paul Ryan in the Tampon Tunnel

G) The Expandibles 

H) Kung Fu Cervix 

I) The Boehner Legacy

J) Wrath of the Blastocyst

K) Underwear: Rise of the Lycra

L) Pirates of the Caribbean: On Uteran Tides

M) Transformers: Dark of the Fallopian tubes

N) Reince Priebus and the Chamber of Secretions

0) Total Recall: Scream 4 Your Life

WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 2012 SAYING HAIL MARY'S

POLITICO 4/13/12: “...59 Catholic leaders and theologians...sign(ed) a scathing letter that slammed the Ryan budget.” What part of the bible is Rep. Paul Ryan reading?

A) Thou shall not be poor. (Ryan 3:21)

B) Not owning stock is a lifestyle choice. (Ryan 42:1070)

C) There will always be poor people in the land. Avoid public transport. (Deuteronomy 15:11

D) A low bank balance is an abomination to the LORD. (Proverbs 11:1)

E) Do not be a man who dare not put up security for debts: (Proverbs 22:26-27)

F) He who is guarantor for a stranger will surely suffer for it. (Proverbs 11:15)

G) The wealth of the rich is their gated neighborhood (Proverbs 18:11)

H) A good tax lawyer is a blessing of the Lord (Trump 3:15)

I) A greedy man brings trouble to his family, but he can also afford it (Proverbs 15:27)

J) Weep for the little man who cannot afford a really big boat. (Koch 46;45)

K) When a man strikes his slave...if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be punished (Exodus 20:20-21 - no, this one is real)

L) The LORD God took the man and put him in the Walmart to work it (Genesis 2:15).

M) He has filled them with skill to do all kinds of work. Pay them minimum wage, unless you can get them as an intern. (Exodus 35:35)

N) Neither shall you gather the fallen grapes. Those are called raisins and are more expensive (Lev 19:10

O) Love of money is the root of all banking (Greenspan 21:45)

FRIDAY, MAY 27, 2011 SUICIDE PACT

“GOP leaders insisted that their Medicare problem was one of message, not policy”; Politico 5/26/11

Which quote best expresses the Republican thinking when passing the Paul Ryan Medicare Kill Bill?

A) It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality. .

B) It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that, I'm sorry.. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.

C) When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other that not only does God exist, you're doing his will.

D) Okinawa. One way.

E) This is what you get for fucking around with Yakuzas! Go home to your mother!

F) Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

G) As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.

H) There's nothing sadistic in my actions. This moment, this is me at my most … masochistic.

I) Some things, once you do, they can never be undone.

J) Clark Kent is how Superman views us...He's weak, he's unsure of himself, he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race

K) You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.

L) I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.

M) The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan." You know, I've always liked that word, "gargantuan" … I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence

N) I roared and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point.

O) You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamn fucking thing you've done in the subsequent four years...is going to change that.

FRIDAY, MAY 20th, 2011 READ ANY GOOD BOOKS, LATELY?

Which Dr. Suess book would you suggest as bedside reading for Republicans forced to run on the Ryan “Kill Medicare” budget?


A) Daisy-Head(ed) Mayzie (is my Majority Whip)

B) If I Ran The Zoo (I'd toss Ryan to the wolves)

C) Oh, the Places You'll Go (once you're out of politics)

D) Mr. (Scott) Brown Can Moo! Can You?

E) I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today

F) In A People House (where the Tea Party is not allowed)

G) The Foot (in my mouth) Book

H) Hunches in Bunches (is how our party thinkers think)

I) Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are (not to be a Republican)?

J) Would You Rather Be A Bullfrog (than a Republican right now)?

K) I'm Not Going To Get Up Today.

L) I Wish I Had Duck Feet (cause I'd waddle right out of here)

M) Wacky Wednesday (when we voted for that damn budget)

N) Please Try To Remember The First Octember (cause' we're skipping November from now on)

O) How the Grinch Stole Christmas