POLITICO 4/13/12: “...59 Catholic
leaders and theologians...sign(ed) a scathing letter that slammed
the Ryan budget.” What part of the bible is Rep. Paul Ryan reading?
A) Thou shall not be poor. (Ryan 3:21)
B) Not owning stock is a lifestyle
choice. (Ryan 42:1070)
C) There will always be poor people in
the land. Avoid public transport. (Deuteronomy 15:11
D) A low bank balance is an abomination
to the LORD. (Proverbs 11:1)
E) Do not be a man who dare not put up
security for debts: (Proverbs 22:26-27)
F) He who is guarantor for a stranger
will surely suffer for it. (Proverbs 11:15)
G) The wealth of the rich is their
gated neighborhood (Proverbs 18:11)
H) A good tax lawyer is a blessing of
the Lord (Trump 3:15)
I) A greedy man brings trouble to his
family, but he can also afford it (Proverbs 15:27)
J) Weep for the little man who cannot
afford a really big boat. (Koch 46;45)
K) When a man strikes his slave...if
the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be punished (Exodus
20:20-21 - no, this one is real)
L) The LORD God took the man and put
him in the Walmart to work it (Genesis 2:15).
M) He has filled them with skill to do
all kinds of work. Pay them minimum wage, unless you can get them as an intern. (Exodus 35:35)
N) Neither shall you gather the fallen
grapes. Those are called raisins and are more expensive (Lev 19:10
O) Love of money is the root of all
banking (Greenspan 21:45)
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