Friday, May 11, 2012

WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 2012 SAYING HAIL MARY'S


POLITICO 4/13/12: “...59 Catholic leaders and theologians...sign(ed) a scathing letter that slammed the Ryan budget.” What part of the bible is Rep. Paul Ryan reading?

A) Thou shall not be poor. (Ryan 3:21)

B) Not owning stock is a lifestyle choice. (Ryan 42:1070)

C) There will always be poor people in the land. Avoid public transport. (Deuteronomy 15:11

D) A low bank balance is an abomination to the LORD. (Proverbs 11:1)

E) Do not be a man who dare not put up security for debts: (Proverbs 22:26-27)

F) He who is guarantor for a stranger will surely suffer for it. (Proverbs 11:15)

G) The wealth of the rich is their gated neighborhood (Proverbs 18:11)

H) A good tax lawyer is a blessing of the Lord (Trump 3:15)

I) A greedy man brings trouble to his family, but he can also afford it (Proverbs 15:27)

J) Weep for the little man who cannot afford a really big boat. (Koch 46;45)

K) When a man strikes his slave...if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be punished (Exodus 20:20-21 - no, this one is real)

L) The LORD God took the man and put him in the Walmart to work it (Genesis 2:15).

M) He has filled them with skill to do all kinds of work. Pay them minimum wage, unless you can get them as an intern. (Exodus 35:35)

N) Neither shall you gather the fallen grapes. Those are called raisins and are more expensive (Lev 19:10

O) Love of money is the root of all banking (Greenspan 21:45)

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