NYT 5/14/12: “Researchers have
discovered illustrations of female anatomy in a rock shelter in
France that date back 37,000 years.” How will the religious right
wing interpret this discovery
A) The world was only created 6,000
years ago. Ha!
B) The drawings are clearly the workd
by the Priory of Sion
C) People did not know about sex
before Playboy magazine
D) Last refuge of people drowned by
Noah's flood.
E) If Steve Doocy doesn't believe it,
why should we?
F) Sometimes a tulip is just a tulip.
G) Could have been carved by
Mormans...or Catholics...or thetans
H) Proof that early men were not
homosexuals. Unless a woman drew it.
I) Refuted by the Tower of Babel
J) Probably drawn by Robert
Maplethopre
K) Proof that 37,000 years ago people
hated Christians
L) Clearly Sodom and Gomorah were in
France
M) Proof that all science is secretly
obsessed with pornography
N) Obviously random wall scratches by
tigers, with chalk under their claws
O) Actually a map of neolithic
Disneyland, before the “You Are Here” arrow had been invented
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