What do Mark Zuckerberg and Mitt Romney
have in common?
A) They are both the bane of Wall
Street
B) Both have business associates happy
to trade American citizenship for money
C) Both “socially inept nerds”,
except Mark likes animals
D) Both are convinced they are
God
E) Both should be investigated by the
Securities and Exchange Commission
F) Both have obscure skills – Mark
on computer code, Mitt on packing dogs for road trips
G) Both considered other careers; Mark
as a dentist, Mitt as a barber
H) Both like to fire people
I) Neither man knows how to tell a
“Knock-Knock” joke.
J) Both have Swiss bank accounts.
K) Both built careers on screwing
business partners
L) Both count lawyers among their best
friends
M) Both know if they were poor, no
Republicans would talk to them.
N) Both go the Cayman Islands to visit
their money
O) They both zuck
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