If Mitt Romney had designed the Auto
bailout, what new car would Detroit be buiilding today?
A) The Yugo Bircktown mini-compact
B) The Rand Paulmobile; square wheels,
round windows, steam power.
C) The Boehner Bronze Rocket with
three speed transmission in reverse. One forward speed – park.
D) The Mini-Mitt; with the child's
safety seat on the roof.
E) The Kantor: Always looks likes its
going faster than it really is
F) The Macho-Mitt SUV. Burns
alternative fuel - Soylent Green
G) The Romney Model A; you don't have
a car. You drive one of Mitt's cars.
H) The Romney Model B: You don't have
a car. You know the guy who drives one of Mitt's wife's cars
I) The Romney Model T: You don't have
a car. You carry Mitt's sedan chair
J) The Newt-mobile; three rockets
strapped to a lawn chair.
K) The Australian Kangaroo; tiny car
with a very big glove compartment
L) The Great Wall Panda American;
Each oil change comes with egg rolls
M) The Santorum; largest review
mirror, gives a new meaning to laying rubber
N) No cars. But the joy of knowing
the 1% feel appreciated
O) What cars? What Detroit?
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