POLITICO 4/30/12: “Romney needs to
adopt George (Costanza)’s thinking for the ultimate game-changing
strategy...Go positive.” Which Costanza quote most reminds you of
Mitt Romney?
A) Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie
if you believe it.
B) I lie every second of the day. My
whole life is a sham.
C) I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid
I'll puncture my scrotum.
D) Do you ever get down on your knees
and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
E) You know I always wanted to pretend
I was an architect.
F) I'm speechless. I have no speech.
G) He fires people like it's a bodily
function!
H) I want to make a good entrance. I
never makes good entrances.
I) The only excuse that I could
fathom would be acceptable is to tell her that I am indeed Batman,
and I'm sorry I just saw that Bat signal out the window.
J) I would've marched on Selma if it
was on Long Island. .
K) It was the same look my father gave
me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.
L) I'm like the Phoenix, rising from
Arizona.
M) I don't think I've ever been to an
appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.
N) You've been living a lie? I've been
living... like twenty.
O)
Why does it always have to
be "us"? Why can't there be a little "me"? Is
that so selfish?
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