AP 4/24/'12: “Shares of Walmart
Stores Inc. fell nearly 5 percent Monday” What should be the
WalMart response to the Mexican bribery scandal?
A) Que? No entiendo
B) New corporate symbol – Frito
Bandito
C) Old corporate slogan – Walmart.
Always bribes. Always
D) New corporate slogan - Pagar
dinero, abrir tienda (Pay money, open store).
E) Next corporate slogan - Walmart.
Wall Street culture comes to Arkansas
F) Selling nudie magazines is immoral.
Bribery is just business.
G) “High
bribes are the key to everything” - Sam Walton re-quote
H)
“We're all paying off the regulators. That's the secret” - Sam
Walton re-quote
I)
“Capital isn't scarce, payoffs are.” - Sam Walton re-quote
J)
New corporate slogan – Pay bribes, live better
K)
Walmart – We break the rules, because we write the rules
L) New corporate spokesman – John
Edwards
M) “One rule for the bosses. Another
for everybody else.” Sam Walton requote.
N) “Christian values are just
another product” Sam Walton re-quote
O) “Greed, for want of a better
word, is good” Sam “Gordon Gekko” Walton
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