Wednesday, April 25, 2012

WEDNESDAY APRIL 25, 2010 DO AS WE SAY



AP 4/24/'12: “Shares of Walmart Stores Inc. fell nearly 5 percent Monday” What should be the WalMart response to the Mexican bribery scandal?

A) Que? No entiendo

B) New corporate symbol – Frito Bandito

C) Old corporate slogan – Walmart. Always bribes. Always

D) New corporate slogan - Pagar dinero, abrir tienda (Pay money, open store).

E) Next corporate slogan - Walmart. Wall Street culture comes to Arkansas

F) Selling nudie magazines is immoral. Bribery is just business.

G) “High bribes are the key to everything” - Sam Walton re-quote
H) “We're all paying off the regulators. That's the secret” - Sam Walton re-quote
I) “Capital isn't scarce, payoffs are.” - Sam Walton re-quote

J) New corporate slogan – Pay bribes, live better

K) Walmart – We break the rules, because we write the rules

L) New corporate spokesman – John Edwards
M) “One rule for the bosses. Another for everybody else.” Sam Walton requote.

N) “Christian values are just another product” Sam Walton re-quote

O) “Greed, for want of a better word, is good” Sam “Gordon Gekko” Walton

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