What's the next career move you foresee for Newt Gingrich?
A) School janitor
B) Ambassador for the Irrelevant Politican Hall of Fame
C) Spokesman for Viagra
D) Big Bore Emeritus at the Federalists Society.
E) Marriage-counselor
F) Dean of Made-up History at the Georgia College for Dorks and Dorkettes
G) President of the Moon Men
H) A bar fly on a Holiday Cruise ship
I) Rubbing Calista's feet.
J) Greeter for Tiffinays, L.A.
K) Guest judge on Americas' Got No-Talent
L) His own reality show, “Big Head, Little Pee-Pee”
M) Co-host of the 700 club
N) Liz Lemon's boyfriend on “30 Rock”
O) What was he doing before?
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